A Nigerian mother was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters get married the same year, so she called them after the wedding and told them "Don't forget to text me your 1st
night experience and text it in code."
So... ... after a week, the 1st daughter texted "NESCAFE" and the next week, the 2nd texted "BENSON" , the mother being an intelligent woman,
went to get a Nescafe tin and read the label
"fantastic till the last drop",
went to her husband's pack of Benson cigarette and read "Extra long, king size"
she smiled and said "not bad for their ages".
After the next week, the 3rd
daughter texted "NAIROBI-MOMBASA", the mother then called Kenya Airways helpdesk to enquire
about their Nairobi-Mombasa flight and they replied,
"It's 3 times daily, 7 days a week,
and the flight duration is
The mother fell down and shouted: "igweeeeeeeee!! This 1 will kill my daughter yooooooh!