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    1. Wife:You see.According to te statistics on thepaper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.

     

    Husband:It’s okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.

    超逗的乐子区英语短笑话(中英对照)-约黑

     

    2. “Excuse me,but the seat you’ve taken is mine.”

     

    “Yours?Can you prove it?”

     

    “Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it.”

     

    超逗的乐子区英语短笑话(中英对照)-约黑

    3. One day,Eve asked Adam,”Doyou really love me?”

     

    Adam said helplessly,”Do I have any other choice?”

    超逗的乐子区英语短笑话(中英对照)-约黑

     

    4. Always Thirsty

     

    “I had an operation,” said a man to his friend, “and the doctor left a sponge in me.”

     

    “That”s terrible!” said the friend. “Got any pain?”

     

    “No, but I am always thirsty!”

    超逗的乐子区英语短笑话(中英对照)-约黑

     

    5. A Useful Way

     

    Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?

     

    Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.

     

    Father: What”s that got to do with it?

     

    Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.

    超逗的乐子区英语短笑话(中英对照)-约黑

    6. A Present

     

    Kate: Mom, do you know what I”m going to give you for your birthday?

     

    Mom: No, Honey, what?

     

    Kate: A nice teapot.

     

    Mom: But I”ve got a nice teapot.

     

    Kate: No, you haven”t. I”ve just dropped it.

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    7. The Doctor Knows Better

     

    A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.

     

    His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: “I think that he is very ill.”

     

    “I am afraid that he is dead.” said the doctor.

     

    Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: “I”m not dead. I”m still alive.”

     

    “Be quiet, ” said the wife. “the doctor knows better than you!”

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    8. Waste or Save?

     

    Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don”t you know you are wasting time?

    Jack: Yes, Dad. But I”ve saved you a meal, haven” I?

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    9. Why Is He Howling

     

    Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven”t even touched your tooth yet.

     

    Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!

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